Fuhrer, the AFL Grand Final Parade is on Friday
It's a great opportunity to spread Nazi propaganda
Impressionable morons lining the streets of Melbourne
Its a perfect opportunity for the party to recruit new members
They don't come dumber than Richmond and Adelaide fans
But I'm a Richmond fan. I want to get a photo with Trent Cotchin?
You know, a selfie! Cotchin is my favourite!
Cotchin was suspended for his bump on Shiel.
Shiel was concussed. Cotchin won't play in the Grand Final.
Anyone who ever used the word "Richmondy", get out now!
Concussion? What do they know?
Bumps to the head are good for players!
It keeps them focussed, and motivated!
Dustin Martin was hopeless before we bashed his skull!
Sure, he's a moron now, but he can play!
They want to see concussion? Lets hand the MRP over to the SS!
This is a plot by the AFL to stop Richmond winning the flag
Anything to protect a precious interstate team.
Sir, the AFL take head injuries seriously. Mothers won't let their sons play.
Suspension! From a Grand Final! Just bribe the tribunal!
We already paid overs to get him off after he punched Lachie Neale
He barely touched him. I can do more damage with my pencil!
See? Didn't hurt at all!
Want to see real pain?
Barrack for a pathetic team like Richmond for 35 years. That's pain!
Five year plans, Fiora, Tambling, Oakley Nicholls. All garbage!
Bloody umpires and tribunals are ruining this game.
Gillon MacLachlin! Any wonder the game's gone soft?
Now, finally we make it to the top again
And they take away our best captain since Stalin!
This has got Eddie Macguire's fingerprints on it.
Collingwood are gone, Carlton and Essendon,
So now he's using his media profile to sabotage Richmond
Adelaide are going to embarrass us now
Who is going to stand up against their midfield?
Crouch and Sloane will have a field day
All we've got is Dustin Martin
And he's so doped up he doesn't know what day it is
It's alright Dusty, don't cry!
I'd even been practising my singing,
"Oh, we're from Schtigerland" ... however the heck it goes
We better not have any Crows fans in the Nazi Party!
Anyone found with an Adelaide scarf, I'll wrap it round their neck
What odds can we get on the Crows?
Might as well get on and try to salvage something.
Anyone know how their song goes?