| 00:00 - 00:03 | Fuhrer, the AFL Grand Final Parade is on Friday |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's a great opportunity to spread Nazi propaganda |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Impressionable morons lining the streets of Melbourne |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Its a perfect opportunity for the party to recruit new members |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They don't come dumber than Richmond and Adelaide fans |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But I'm a Richmond fan. I want to get a photo with Trent Cotchin? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | You know, a selfie! Cotchin is my favourite! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Cotchin, ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Cotchin was suspended for his bump on Shiel. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Shiel was concussed. Cotchin won't play in the Grand Final. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who ever used the word "Richmondy", get out now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Concussion? What do they know? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Bumps to the head are good for players! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It keeps them focussed, and motivated! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Dustin Martin was hopeless before we bashed his skull! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Sure, he's a moron now, but he can play! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They want to see concussion? Lets hand the MRP over to the SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is a plot by the AFL to stop Richmond winning the flag |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Anything to protect a precious interstate team. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the AFL take head injuries seriously. Mothers won't let their sons play. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Suspension! From a Grand Final! Just bribe the tribunal! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We already paid overs to get him off after he punched Lachie Neale |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He barely touched him. I can do more damage with my pencil! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | See? Didn't hurt at all! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Want to see real pain? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Barrack for a pathetic team like Richmond for 35 years. That's pain! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Five year plans, Fiora, Tambling, Oakley Nicholls. All garbage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Bloody umpires and tribunals are ruining this game. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Gillon MacLachlin! Any wonder the game's gone soft? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Now, finally we make it to the top again |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And they take away our best captain since Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This has got Eddie Macguire's fingerprints on it. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Collingwood are gone, Carlton and Essendon, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | So now he's using his media profile to sabotage Richmond |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | So close |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Adelaide are going to embarrass us now |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Who is going to stand up against their midfield? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Crouch and Sloane will have a field day |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | All we've got is Dustin Martin |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And he's so doped up he doesn't know what day it is |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's alright Dusty, don't cry! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'd even been practising my singing, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | "Oh, we're from Schtigerland" ... however the heck it goes |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We better not have any Crows fans in the Nazi Party! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Anyone found with an Adelaide scarf, I'll wrap it round their neck |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | What odds can we get on the Crows? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Might as well get on and try to salvage something. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Anyone know how their song goes? |
