| 00:00 - 00:03 | Delboy. There has been reports of mocking you and your channel all over Europe. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It started in Cambridgeshire and is spreading. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The culrit's name is Matthew Hudson. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He has his own bike channel, called the workshop |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and he has a growing army of followers. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm not concerned about a muppet with a couple of hundred friends. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He'll disappear soon enough |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Delboy,...... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | .He now has...... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | he now has over 20,000 subscribers |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | His channel grows more popular every day. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Okay, any of you fuck-wits that subscribe to his shitty channel, get out of my fucking sight. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The jumped up northern monkey twat. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I have over 75,000 subscribers that hang on my every word. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I have a great workshop, full of all my free tools |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He's in a poxy little garage with pikey neighbours. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Calls his channel the workshop, yet doesn't have one. |
| 01:31 - 01:33 | but I can't admit any fault |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and he sounds like that Guy Martin fella. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I've been making these videos for ages now |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'm experienced in fixing bikes |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Del, he has degree's in engineering. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Have a look at my video's and you won't see a single negative comment. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | That's because Penny deletes them all, then bans the poster. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Because they don't know shit. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He mocks my welding skills, |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He snears at my fabrication work |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and he ripped the shit out of my innovative baffleless exhaust |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Yet he fucks about with a shitty ER5 |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I can't wait to see what a crock of shit that turns out to be. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How he expects to work in that shed is beyond me. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I don't see any tool companies sending him free stuff to advertise |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The best he can hope for is a free case of Redbull and some marker pens |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He still uses a whiteboard, fo fuck sake |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Has he not heard of powerpoint? It's 2017 |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Northern monkey is stuck in the 80's |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Just because I endorsed Evans coolant. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It's the future of cooling, not fucking water based shit. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Have any of you tried boiling that stuff? Incredible |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Then he's saying it's wrong to put copper slip on your brakes. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Well, I don't want to squeak all the way down the road. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | His subscribers even dare to suggest that Penny has my balls. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Penny. We all know the truth. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I've been sussed out as a fraud. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's too late to turn back now, so I'll have to carry on. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | What I need is a scapegoat. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nigel, you can do it. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll just say you fed me false data about Evans and we won't mention it again |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Hopefully it'll blow over soon enough. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | My sponsors won't like it though |
