00:01 - 00:07 | Fellow piglets. Welcome to the peoples revolution. |
00:08 - 00:13 | The days of 2 strokes and gears are finished forever. |
00:14 - 00:18 | Twist and go is the way forward. |
00:19 - 00:20 | Embrace the change |
00:21 - 00:23 | and ride your plastic scooter with pride. |
00:24 - 00:30 | Our illustrious leader, Chairman Porky pig wishes to see every scooter sporting a plastic pig sticker.... |
00:31 - 00:35 | every set of keys with a pig keyring...... |
00:36 - 00:38 | and every jacket with a badge or patch. |
00:39 - 00:42 | Those that don't adhere to his wishes, |
00:43 - 00:46 | will be publicly flogged at nation rallies. |
00:46 - 00:49 | These items can be puchased from our UK agent, |
00:49 - 00:52 | Jim Cook. Keep the faith |