| 00:00 - 00:03 | This weekend we fix the German election |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Also Labour in Brighton, here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Frau Stalker suspends a doll here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | She knows what the Jewish Chronicle will say before even the Editor |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | She is one of our most trusted agents! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And Ken & Naomi Wimple-Ritzy |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | In a week we will have Germany & the Labour Party |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | The pesky Jews I mean Zionists |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dear Leader, I have some
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| 00:27 - 00:28 | Some bad news |
| 00:31 - 00:32 | The Zionists |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Zionists have submitted a motion! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | About that awful IHRA Definition! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | You are all fired! Apart from the three Mossad double agents |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You have failed the Fatherland! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You were supposed to be working with Seamus Milne! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And with Jewish Voice for Labour and Free Speech On Israel! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Youre worse than the LibDems! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | That Vince - a big girls blouse! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Hes even worse than Tim Farron! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I knew we should have used Livingstone's Formulation more! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Ken is the real deal, he knows how I supported the Zionists |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Greenscreen knows it too and he is onside |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But we were supposed to have blitzkrieged the Party by now! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, Brighton wasnt built in a day! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I cannot trust any of you! Labour was ours but you blew it! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I fixed McDonnell and a boycott |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Except for their computer chips |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | & medical things, I do not want my bum examined with a steel rod |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I was going to be Chancellor and the next UK Prime Minister. Ken could say Adolf Hitler all day! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I would give Buckingham Palace to Jeremy Corbyn and sort out Brexit by uniting Europe! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But you bunch of usless anti-Zionists, you couldn't arrange a pissup in a brewery |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I would have become JC Editor & given David Irving a regular column. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I would have had a special page for men who wanted to regrow a foreskin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We should have used Twitter more! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | JVL was wrong to cut Greenscreen, he & Sue Rez are the greatest living experts on how much we love Zionists! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I was looking forward to seeing Jackie Stalkers play - my kind of Jew |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | She thinks that Jews were the chief financiers of the slave trade |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I need their cash, after Alistair Darling |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And it isn't antisemitic to criticise Israel |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why are these J - er Zionists - so smart? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If I convert to Zionism I mean Judaism, will I be like them? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They outsmart me every time |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its OK, hes always a bit tetchy at Conference |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There is only one possible solution |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We have to ally with Neturei Karta and take over the Board of Deputies |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And take down Gnasher Jew |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We cannot have another Conference like this |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Get onto Ken Livingstone. Get him to write that book about Hitler supporting Zionism |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We need more fake history |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Meeting adjourned. Heil Ken. |
