| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here is a collection of reviews for F1 2017 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are getting 9/10s everywhere |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And we expect it to be the best game we've released |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The feed back for Career Mode is really good |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And everyone is enjoying the championships mode |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And the online? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It's doing well too? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Lee Mather... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The online is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The online is fucking broken |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Everyone on Twitter wants us dead |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks the online is broken leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU SAID IT WAS READY |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOU SAID THE BETA WAS FINE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How did we go from a perfect online to this shit |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I hope this is a joke *checks Twitter* |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | FLYING CARS?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Another fucking year of Alien Invasions |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I can't believe it's happened again |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And it's all the beta testers fault! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Lee, I'm sure it's just laggy Australians |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Australians don't just fly away you idiot |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Lee, we have a patch ready |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Leave it, you'll only fucking break the game |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I don't want to hear it |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why can't we make a perfect game. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I told you not to focus on career mode. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Even if that means Ben's channel dies |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | That stupid Aussie can barely drive online anyway |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Every single fucking race scripted to trick everyone |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why didn't we pick Aarav instead |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Even so, he'd probably crash too the fucking idiot |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It was looking so promising |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I had so much faith in this years game |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And now we have the whole F1 Community after us |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | DSQ Glitch... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And now everyone is moving to Project CARS |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That stupid fucking game |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Their online is way worse than ours |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And now they are taking our money from us |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, I'm sure PC2 will be just as bad |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just wanted to promote the classic cars |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Now I realise how much of a mistake that was |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm sorry |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The fight must go on |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Before we lose every single league racer |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | To a fuckfest of a game. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's near impossible. |
