| 00:00 - 00:03 | what the hells going.ryanair promised me flights. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | fuerte is my home |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | instead ryanair divert me to wales |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | i hate wales,land of sheep shaggers and shite football teams and dodgy pies. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | get out of here if you booked me to wales instead of my homeland |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | fuerte has life,wales.yuk |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | get o`leay on the blower,let me speak to the idiot |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | your all wasters,the lot of you |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | just get me home |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | i need sun,not wind and rain...and sheep. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | if you agree on fuerte stay, if not go |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | my friends never have this problem,why me,i never hurt anyone so why is it always me that suffers. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | just get me there, |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | sod ryanair,get me on easyjet.they`ll have pilots |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and decent cabin staff,make sure theres enough san miguel on board or there will b trouble |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | no good crying u bunch of muppets.should be ashamed |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | i can hear you,sobbing,grow up |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | get me on that f in flight home,your all idiots |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | budget airlines,cant even get me to fuerte... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | you can go via ireland and madrid on b.a if it helps |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | its getting worse.....overnight in dublin. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | drinking guiness with the boys.mite be fun. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | not too many got an early flight |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | better not be f in ryanair though |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | your joking, not on ryanair ok |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | i aint joking,not on ryanair |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | book me on easyjet ok |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | not hard,just lift the phone and call them u idiots |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | why u all looking like that,easyjet r cheap and they sell san miguel |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | dont look so shocked you silly mare,u thought i was t total |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | well i aint and i intend to get bladderd,if i fly |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | my mother said never trust a german to book flights..she was right u bunch of muppets |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | if only,i shud have stayed at home. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | never joined the idiots here in berlin.sun sea and beer,here rain rain |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | why rain,sick of it.even wales is dryer |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | just get me home ok |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | home just get me back to the warmth of fuerte,aint much to ask, is it |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | just look at yourselves,dimwits all of you |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | so who did try to book ryanair |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | own up, who was it |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | why book me on a airline that has no pilots |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | your husband was one them |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | the lord nelson will miss me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and pieros |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | so many friends |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | going to miss all those birthdays |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | i`m stuck here in berlin with this f in rain |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | cant stand it anymore.get me a flight home |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | what the hell,lets all get hammered |
