| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, We've been informed that Dude over At 80spodcastchannel got some more of the old brown MRE's |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have it on good authority.. he intends to eat them.. again |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Some Asshole Sold Him Some From Here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They were stored...badly, and were the worst ones we know of, and well, Sir |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then the nasty asshole intends to eat them, right here Sir. in front of the entire nation to watch |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | there's no way he has those brown mre's.. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I banned them years ago.. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dude, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dude, got two Cases of them..yesterday |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and we *KNOW* Dude, he's going to eat them |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Vegans, Gaylords, Bland Food Eaters.. get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I gave you an ORDER.. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A DAMN DISTINCT ORDER!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | *NEVER TO LET THAT ASS RIPPING MORON HAVE BROWN MRE'S !!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Do You all have *ANY** idea of how bad it's going to stink in here?!?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | DO YOU?!?!? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | rolling in a puddle of pig crap in high summer temperatures will smell better |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | he's going to ruin every meal we try to eat in here, for a week.. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | if not longer...and that sucks!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we have plenty of air fresheners and vents |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | AIR FRESHENERS?!?!? ARE YOU HIGH?? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We can make this work, it's only one Dude... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | 'one dude'.. he rips ass like a damn hurricane |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WE, WILL. SMELL. HIM!!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | this bunker will stink of his ass ripping.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | it'll smell of old mre farts... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and he makes me sick just thinking of the last time |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | FART..FART..FART.. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | FART..FART..FART.. ALL HE DID WAS FART !!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | it was like living in a sulfur mine mixed with out of date refried beans, and beef jerky |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and if I stuck my head out for a breath of fresh air.. I STILL STANK OF HIM |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and now the silly asshole likes of all things...vegemite |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I cannot deal with Australian food.. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | you know what Vegemite farts smell like? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | farting is his greatest accomplishment.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | but, I will not endure his brown MRE farts any longer |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I won't, you got to make him stop it already.. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | it's beyond gross.... he smells |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | my nose is on it's last legs.. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | do you know what it's like to snort bleach to smell anything else?? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | we have perfume..we don't stink |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | bet the crazy asshole makes another youtube video.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I watched his other ones.. but this is just too much |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I have limits |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | you know I hate him. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | only satisfaction I have now is a little toot of my own every now and then |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but he just makes mine seem like nothing |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | he just won't stop.. |
