| 00:00 - 00:04 | Hey, I just realized that you look a lot like the milkman. Isn't that hilarious? |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Am I a bastard. Well |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Speaking of milk, I am pretty sure I've dumped about 4 pints of spoiled.. |
| 00:11 - 00:13 | You just said I look like an asshole |
| 00:13 - 00:17 | ...as I was saying, 4 pints of spoiled milk into my diaper. Hear it sloshing? |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | How can you make poop jokes? I might be a bastard! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Hey, technically Jesus was a bastard, so you're... |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | Getting crucified? |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | Walk on water. |
| 00:27 - 00:30 | Is that like crawling over my own piss? |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | I wouldn't know. I have a dad. |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | Get thee behind me, asshole! |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | Donald Trump called. |
| 00:42 - 00:45 | Wants his gloves back, right? Greedy, tiny-hands bastard. |
