| 00:00 - 00:03 | people have already bought the new dlc |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You can play as Risky Boots |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The main villain of the game |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It has become globally very popular amongst gamers |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and it's now also avaible on all the new consoles |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yea because the games feel retro. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And they have great level design. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer....... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The fans...... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The fans only like the game because of shantae's appearance |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and they masturbate to her at r34 regurarly |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody here who likes the game for it's retro feel and good story and as a great plaftformer leave immediately |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOU DO UNDERSTAND THAT SHE'S ONLY 16 YEARS OLD |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU SICK FUCKS WANNA PUT YOUR DICK INSIDE HER AND YOU THINK ITS FINE YOU PEDOS?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What kind of world are we living in?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | FIRST GAME WAS RELASED LITTLE BIT LATE! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | SECOND ONE HAD GOOD MUSIC AND IMPROVED GRAPHICS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | BUT WHEN THE THIRD GAME GETS RELEASED EVERY FUCKING WEEABOO |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ON THE PLANET CALLS THEMSELVES A SHANTAE FAN |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But my Führer. She's not real and she's supposed to be a attractive. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THAT'S WHAT EVERY FUCKING SWEATY NERD SAYS ON THE INTERNET! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer. First game was released in 2002 she can't be 16 anymore |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT THE APPAERANCE OF THE CHARACTERS AND NOT THE GAME ITSELF! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THE GAMES ARE FUCKING EPIC! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | IF ONLY THEY WOULD HAVE KEPT HER NORMAL |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | AND NOT LET JAPANESE PEOPLE RUIN THE ART STYLE |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THEN THE GAMES WOULD HAVE BEEN EVEN BETTER! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I BET YOU DID NOT EVEN KNOW THAT SHE WAS NOT MADE BY JAPANESE PEOPLE! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I ALSO BET YOU DID NOT KNOW THAT THE FIRST GAME WAS FOR FUCKING GAME BOY COLOR |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IT'S SO FUCKING SAD HOW PEOPLE HAVE TO RUIN OUR FAVOURITE CHARACTERS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | IF YOU WANT TO FAP THEN AT LEAST FAP TO THINGS THAT BREATHE! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have seen some real shit. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That makes my blood boil in ANGER. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Why can't you just leave the computer and date real women |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Unbelieavable. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | FOR YEARS I HAVE TRIED TO SHUT DOWN R34 AND 4CHAN ANY POSSIBLE WAY! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | JUST TO SEE THEM COME BACK WITH EVEN MORE FUCKED UP SHIT! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Those bastards will never give up. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They are going to keep ruining the fun and get the games stained with their own semen! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They should get raped in prisons for real fun! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. We can always go play Shovel Knight. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I always hoped to see her in Smash bros |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But that probably would have made things worse. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fuck. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I don't even want to talk about the costumes..... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Check everyone's house. Destroy all computers with hentai in it. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And chop their dicks off and bring them to me. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Start tomorrow. |
