| 00:00 - 00:03 | Even though you have moved across the country Executive Head Teacher, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | they have still found out about you. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The grape vine stretches from here to here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There is talk about your previous OFSTED report. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | People have heard from here in the South right up to the North. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So these parents think they can talk about me? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | spinning their tales about me. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Executive head teacher, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the teachers |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the teachers have lost confidence in you to tell the truth, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They're calling you Walter Mitty, Sir. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is working their notice, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | They're calling me Walter Mitty?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Dont they know who I am? Have they not read my personal web page? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Im trying to drag these idiots into the real world, have they no intelligence? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Don't they want to be beyond outstanding? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Have they no ambition? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Teachers come from all over the world to see my house system. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And tell those bloody kids and their moaning moms |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | if that dont like it they can follow the bloody teachers and piss off. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Executive head teacher, they have seen your previous OFSTED report |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | OFSTED, OFSTED, those idiots wouldnt know outstanding if it bit them on the ass. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Executive head teacher, OFSTED rated you requires improvement. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I dont care what OFSTED said, Im the best executive head teacher in the World! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THE best! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I have to put up with you idiots with no vision, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Bloody OFSTED and their gradings lost me my last job |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I had to move 100s of miles to get out from under that shadow. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I didnt work for months until I found another school who believed my bullshit. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All those wasters outside crying about their jobs, tell them to dry their eyes. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Theres no place for women in teaching! |
| 02:17 - 02:23 | Teaching assistants, I dont bloody need them and anyone who doesnt believe me can go the same way as that lot out there. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just want them all to get out of my sight, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | OFSTED can do the same, old bald farts telling me I require improvement. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm beyond outstanding! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They're fools, every last one of them |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It hurts me to my heart when these idiots dont fall for my lies |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Dont they understand, a new uniform and my house system will solve all their problems? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The blazers are smarter than that rubbish they wore before! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And you bunch of imbeciles need to learn that Im in charge, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I am beyond outstanding and no one can tell me any different! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry, he just hates women. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It all started so well and these fools fell for it, |
| 03:19 - 03:24 | These country bumkins are so gullIble, the board of governers lapped it up like kittens, |
| 03:25 - 03:29 | Ill have to find another job, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | you idiots will be out on your ears. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Theyve sussed me and those old bastards from OFSTED have done me again, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It's only a matter of time till they inspect the school. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Were all screwed... |
