| 00:00 - 00:04 | Sir you are down to host a team in the DnD tournament this weekend. |
| 00:04 - 00:08 | You will need to be at the gaming host building at 10am for a briefing |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | There will be around 30 teams participatiing |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | It should be a lot of fun |
| 00:16 - 00:21 | With so many teams at least I won't get those fuckwits from Orange |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ah Sir |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | The organisers.......... |
| 00:30 - 00:36 | The organisers have allocated you the team of Stevens, Carroll, Williamson and Lewis |
| 00:50 - 01:00 | If you haven't played DnD seriously - you may leave |
| 01:11 - 01:13 | What the fuck is this!!!! |
| 01:14 - 01:18 | I am going to have to listen to two days of Felching and Homo-erotic jokes!!! |
| 01:21 - 01:28 | The organisers have totally fucked me over again |
| 01:32 - 01:40 | That group of cunts think they are comedians |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I think their repartee is quite entertaining |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | You would - you dumb cunt |
| 01:46 - 01:49 | The organisers said you are the only one to control them |
| 01:49 - 01:56 | The organisers have no balls - I should be running this tournament for them |
| 01:56 - 02:04 | Those morons have no idea what DnD is about - they think it is all a great fucking joke |
| 02:06 - 02:16 | I would rather stay at home and slam my cock in the car door than host those imbeciles |
| 02:16 - 02:25 | Temple of Doom is a serious adventure - we can't have naked dwarfs roaming around on flying carpets making fart jokes all adventure |
| 02:26 - 02:36 | I am the greatest DM of all time - why do I have to deal with this shit |
| 02:36 - 02:48 | And if I have to hear about that fucking Enzonir turning into a Badger again I might kill that midget cunt who DM'd that adventure |
| 02:49 - 02:59 | That skinny lizard looking arse hat thinks he is just hilarious with the shirt over his head pretending to be an old woman in Ravenloft |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | Ha makes a joke out of a serious adventure |
| 03:03 - 03:07 | Its Ok - I think he forgot about the bloke who played the Paladin |
| 03:14 - 03:29 | I just wanted to roll some dice with some serious gamers for a change |
| 03:40 - 03:48 | At least I can enjoy the warmachine tournament on the final day of the Con |
| 03:48 - 03:57 | Those cunts don't play warmachine do they? |
