| 00:00 - 00:03 | Wilson sustained a concussion... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And tore his shoulder |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We moved him to CIS over here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | To file as many cases as his pussy shoulder will allow |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | If he succeeds, his ass goes to CALEA |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well he won't succeed |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And I be there he quits on us |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Deputy chief |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The officer... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The officer is still here |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And he's been an amazing help |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need everyone here who agrees he is a competent, intelligent cop, to leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean he's been successful?!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That smartass wave maker is a retard! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I thought you guys made sure to give him the most fucked up cases to file!! |
| 01:18 - 01:20 | Whatever he can suck it |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Make him work harder with a gimp shoulder!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Put him in a cubicle with no landline! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I thought we put his ass in CALEA !!!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | On a fucking weekday schedule to fuck with his family!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | For fucks sake why did he get put in CIS!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir his mom is terminally ill |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck!! He works when I say he works!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir we need him back there to help |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He's an immature meme making punk!!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Move him to CALEA!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Weekday schedule!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Exclude him from taco Tuesdays!!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Deny his training requests!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Then kick him in the nuts and email him while on bereavement!!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And we make him handle any bitch project for the mayor or for us!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | For fucks sake, anything!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Make him lead on Wilcox's shadowbox!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Just make him feel small and alone!!! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And when his mom dies, act like we don't give a shit!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Because he will milk that !!!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Just like his injury!! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He will regret the day he made videos and memes!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He thinks he's funny!! He's not funny!! In this line of work, no comedians!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All business and happy thoughts!!! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | God willing, that son of a bitch quits!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How in gods name did he get those awards?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He just jokes and makes memes and ruins the morale!! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | He says I'm a Nazi, you believe that? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Has he texted any of you his memes or photoshopped pictures? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Because you will pay |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | If I see you monkeys laughing at his humor |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I am shocked that despite his injury, eval, mom dying that he hasn't cracked |
