| 00:01 - 00:07 | Our glorified leader Kim has heard of Swan Batt |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | He's annoyed Paul Clarke attends more parades than him |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | He's monitoring your page so be careful |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | So no slagging Kim Jong-un |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Best of luck on Friday 6th Oct 2017 |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | 9000 raised for the ONE - some achievement |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | The other Glorified leader has stated Paul Clarke is a lot older |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | Defo on Double Digits collecting his pension |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Spike to YOUNG to Retire |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | Mr Clarke in more photos than FLICKR |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | Our rocket launches don't emit as much light as the candles on his B/Day cake |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | Have a great night on the 6th Oct & Congratulations to all of you |
