| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hey Jimmy, Jamie would like to go to a party tomorrow |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The party might be here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, here or maybe over here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It's a girl's house he think is really cute |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | so they might try to sneak off over here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well, that's okay, he is almost 14 |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | But what will he get her for a present? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | uh..Jimmy... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He already |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He already gave her his first edition Narnia book.... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He wanted to give her something special |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Something special, Everyone out that thinks this is wrong. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck he is thinking?!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We got that for him as a gift and he thinks with his dick |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why in the hell does he think this is okay? Who does some shit like this!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I will break my foot off in his ass for doing this |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | All for a piece of ass? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You just wait till I get my hand on his little ass |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Next time he won't be getting anything he asks for for pulling this shit |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'm not going spend my money on some bullshit like this again |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But you got the gift for him Jimmy |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No shit, but he needs to learn asshole! Shut your ass and let me parent! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He can do what he wants with it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care if I bought him a soda, it was a gift damnit! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What the hell is okay with this? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He needs to learn the value of a dollar |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Not go around throwing shit away like it's worthless |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Why can't you dipshits see this is wrong |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Everytime I turn around I am cleaning up a mess |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Why can't shit just be easy sometimes raising kids today? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I have to pray for forgiveness cause I want to beat |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | the little bastards sometimes - God help me I will go Stalin on some ass! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now my damn blood pressure is rising again |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I am about to be the hulk and swell up |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | maybe if I lift some weights I'll calm down |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For a girl |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | For a damn girl - I can't believe this bull shit is going on right now |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I just really can't understand what the hell he was thinking and how this is would be okay with us! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | If he thinks he is getting some special like this again |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He is sadly mistaken and has pissed off the wrong dad |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'm about to bust a blood vessel in my damn head |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry sweetie, maybe he didn't know it's you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I've calmed down about it now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just can't think who gave him this idea |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Was it you dumbass? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You right there punk |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You can pay me back for my trouble on your next paycheck |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Next time mind your own damn business and leave my kid alone |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck my life |
