| 00:00 - 00:03 | We lost last week by 2 points to Earl |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We're doing a team building event here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then doing a "tough mudder" here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We should have no problem week 3 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We executed all of your free agent instructions to perfection. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's good. It's a risk but |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The trade for Devonta Freeman will pay off. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Freeman... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Freeman wasn't the guy we got, Sir. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I thought you said D'Onta Foreman. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is happy Ron Jaworski left ESPN, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I said Devonta FREEMAN! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | First, you get Robby Anderson and now DAMMIT! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You idiots make Moriarty look like Eric Karabell! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who the fuck is D'Onta Foreman anyway |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You idiots bench Kareem, drop Dak.. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I told you: With Kareem and Freeman we win it all! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But you fuckers sign Carson Palmer and now this D'Onta guy.. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Of course we lose! Who are these guys! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | D'Onta ran for 341 yds against Texas Tech! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Dennis Green could run for 300 yards against Texas Tech! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir! Meado spent $36 of Samaje Perine! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | So what! Perine 36 times better than D'Onta! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is the ESFL! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We play Precious Nub this week. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And it would be nice to have players who start! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We don't have kickers or defense to lean on! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I suggest you go read some NFL depth charts so you can see |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | D'Onta is a third-string back! Have you heard of Lamar Miller?!? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I told you! Trade for Devonta! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Not: tell me what Meade spends and pick up D'Onta!' |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I thought Robby Anderson was the end of this. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Then you drop Dak for Carson Palmer |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He's not even the best QB named Carson! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'll say one more thing only: |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If I EVER find out the person who pulled the trigger on D'Onta |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | did so trying to outsmart me...To catch lightning in a bottle. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | In fairness, I like D'Onta's lateral movement. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But if we don't beat The Nub this week |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I will beat you all like red headed step children! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Figure of speech, not really red heads. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We still need a QB badly. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe Lamar Miller and Alfred Blue both go down |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Or get killed. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The trick; is to go 7-6. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Thank God we play Alby twice, that's two wins right there, but the rest... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The rest will be dogfights! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Meet at Bennigans at 530 for two-fers. |
