| 00:00 - 00:03 | The final lunch rotation will end promptly at 12:30. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The kindergarten class will eat last. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Their line will end here, by the boiler room. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are small and need less nourishment. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So if they eat late, we shuffle them to the playground. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Be sure to remove any desserts and |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | stock only spinach and steel cut grains. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Principal... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The School Board... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The School Board requires a balanced meal. It is a State standard. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The school board says the menu is beyond your power to revise. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want anyone who is loyal to the Department of Education, the board director, or Jesus Christ... to exit the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I AM TRACY BROOKS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I am the boss here! Me! TRACY F'N BROOKS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | No one else. Just me. I AM THE GOD OF C.E.S |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It is my destiny to ascend to board director by year's end. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | *whispers* That could never happen... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | These self righteous board members need to know |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | their role. They picked me and yet they want to give orders! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How am I to fix their broken school without unlimited authority? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Principal, there must be limits in place... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Cram your limit up your skinny ass! You ass-kissing suck up! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Principal! I serve this school's interests first. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Go serve yourself a helping of "Go F*** Yourself"! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | People will do WHAT I DEMAND! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I worked hard at doing nothing for years. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Years! Finally I slipped into this role. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Only to be told my authority is as valuable as common garbage. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This band of elected morons wouldn't last a day flipping burgers at Sonic, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Yet they dare try to dictate my role to me. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I am THE BOSS! I make the decisions. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Only I have the mental capacity to control these children. Yet, everyone bows to Mr. Smith! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If only they would shut up and obey... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They would find life so much better. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | This school would be like heaven! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But no. They usurp me. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will not give up! I am right. I know it... I am NEVER WRONG! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I was born to lead these morons known as "teachers". |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And I can't even dictate the daily menu? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I have given every last bit of myself to this school. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I've blessed them with my intelligence, sweat and blood! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. There's no way she'll last another year. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's obvious that despite my superior intellect |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have somehow managed to fail. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's their loss. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That prick, Mr. Smith... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And Governor Haslam will continue to block me at every turn. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They think they are better than me because I'm a woman. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let them server their non-nutritious trash. |
