| 00:01 - 00:06 | Martin, I'll come to you first... this is the 8th forum meet up you've has organised, isn't it? |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Tell me: why do you continue to do this year after year? |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | It must be hard work. |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | Yes, that's right. |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | I know that everyone really admires and respects me. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm sorry, carry on... |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | I am held in really high regard. They consider me a god. |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | "Oh God, here Martin" they say. |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | It makes me proud to be so loved, |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | cherished, revered even. |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | ... |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | No, sorry, please, go on... |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | You say that you are held in high esteem |
| 00:50 - 00:54 | ... |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | They all really love it when I play my banjo |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | The banjo? |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | Nobody likes the banjo |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | Do you think you might have misread their body language, perhaps? |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | No, not at all. They run to the bar to buy him drinks. |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | and whisky |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | So that I'll carry on. They LOVE it. |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | I'm a master |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | You can't have a party without Cripple Creek |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | and they like my beard, too. |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | It adds to my general air of gravitas |
| 01:27 - 01:39 | .... |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | It's a serious instrument |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | Orchestral, even. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | You need great skill to play a banjo |
| 01:47 - 01:47 | ermm |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I organise the quiz |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | and prizes. |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | But everyone knows that, with the quiz, |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | you can be bribed to give the answers |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | for a half of Stella |
| 01:58 - 02:04 | and a packet of cheese and onion crisps. Or some dry roasted peanuts |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | Do any of you respect him? |
| 02:07 - 02:07 | .... |
| 02:09 - 02:14 | My name's Ged |
| 02:14 - 02:20 | I want to know more about these crisps... |
| 02:18 - 02:22 | will prawn cocktail do, Martin? |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | I refute these allegations ! |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | Just Yes or No, please |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I do NOT fix the quiz! |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | That is not who I am! |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | Prawn Cocktail are the best. |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | Who agrees with me? |
| 02:35 - 02:38 | Stop it! Or I'll get my banjo... |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | Voiceover: Just the threat of the banjo |
| 02:42 - 02:44 | has people rushing to the exits to escape |
| 02:44 - 02:46 | but not before expressing sympathy with Shona |
| 02:46 - 02:51 | Martin's long-suffering wife and carer |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | who is the real hero here. |
