| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our Target stores are all moving to the self checkouts |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | with just one or two actual cashiers. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The local Target has self-checkout |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | but otherwise |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | theyre not that common here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | With Amazon Prime, I cant think what I would ever need to go to Target |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and its tiresome check-out lanes |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Our local Target |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | has 25 checkout lanes |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I think this shopping experience |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | is going to come soon to the Target near you |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Oh boy do I have a lot to say about Self Check. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | First and foremost, |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | everyone should have to pass a test |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | before they use self check. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You are gonna need to know your bananas (4011) |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | your pink lady (4130), |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | your honey crisp (3283) |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and your orange peppers (3121BEFORE you scan the next item. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | you need to understand that the item needs to be placed on the scale |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | today my local Target had just one lane with a cashier |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You need to know to check to make sure the label is readable |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I have noticed drastic reduction in manned checkout lanes |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If it is folded or obscured in any way, |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | PICK ANOTHER FLANK STEAK! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You need to know how to press Own Bag |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | if you brought your own bag to calibrate the scale. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You need to know that |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | you CANNOT buy gift cards in self check. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You need to know where to find the bakery items on the look up |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND you need to know that self check is a defacto express lane |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and you are a horrible person if you try to go through it with a full cart. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I would favor running you out of town |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but others might find that harsh. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | If you do not pass the self check test |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | then you may still use self check |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | but only on off hours. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | SUNDAY at 10 am is NOT the time to be learning self check! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I would also like to ban the Littlest Shopper carts on Sunday. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Sunday is the day for the professionals |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and no you may not bring the WHOLE family to the grocery on Sunday. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Our local Costco also experimented with self checkout. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | NO ONE IS PROFESSIONAL ENOUGH |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | TO GO THROUGH SELF CHECK WITH A FULL CART! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It is an implicit express! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You shouldnt need a sign saying that! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Just like you shouldnt need a tag telling you |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | NOT TO USE YOUR HAIRDRYER IN THE BATHTUB! |
