| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, we are moving into CTF_2fort |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | But we are facing resistance. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They built a teleporter here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our scouts and soldiers are overrun. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Our medic left the server, too. |
| 00:14 - 00:15 | We can't heal anymore. |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | It's bad. |
| 00:15 - 00:16 | Very Bad. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well, get a new one to join. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Get one from my friend list. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Your Friend list... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Your friend list was wiped. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | All your friends are gone. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | These men will stay here. Keitel, Jodel, Krebs and Burgdorf. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHERE ARE ALL MY FRIENDS? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I HAD HUNDREDS OF FRIENDS! ALL GONE! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHAT THE FUCK IS VALVE DOING TO FIX THIS? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | IF GABE NEWELL GOT OFF HIS ASS FOR ONCE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND ACTUALLY DID HIS JOB, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THIS PROBLEM! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HOW WILL WE GET A BACKUP MEDIC NOW? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WE WON'T, THAT'S WHAT! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, we can always use my friends-- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DON'T WANT YOUR SHITTY FRIENDS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, That's quite insulting! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU EXPECT ME TO PLAY WITH THIRD RATE PLAYERS? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NO WAY! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | DO YOU THINK I AM SOME 6V6 BEGINNER? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I HAVE BEEN PLAYING FOR YEARS! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THIS IS A GODDAMN OUTRAGE! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I WANT MY OWN GODDAMN TEAM! WITH MY OWN PLAYERS! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | NOT YOUR SAD BOOTLEG SCOUTS! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I SWEAR TO GOD, IF STEAM DOESN'T FIX ITSELF |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'LL HAVE TO RESORT TO GOING AND ASKING FOR HELP FROM STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I never had a problem with beginners. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But I am NOT a beginner. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I have actual hats. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But these... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | These beginners, walking around with their gibuses! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It makes me absolutely sick! Wear a Mann Co. Cap! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They are an utter disgrace to the community. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | At least get some paint, maybe blue. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The least they could do is blue! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he's just an elitist. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If you think I'll play with these beginners.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You are sorely mistaken. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Never. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The match is over. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We will forfeit. It's done, leave the server. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Even if it means losing the cup. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Good Game. |
