| 00:00 - 00:05 | I am a senior game developer at Entrada |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I work really hard |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Or at least I like to think so |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Our fanboys on the forums can't tell the difference anyway |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | They still praise anything we do |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | We are killing the game |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | We have no fucking idea what we are doing with it |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | No fucking idea |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | All the competitors have complex gameplay mechanics |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | They add new ones on a regular basis |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | We only add color variations of ingame items |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And sometimes a new weapon |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Those idiots defend it "because its early access" |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Early access my ass, it has been 3 years |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | And anyone with a rational opinion gets flamed instantly |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | We basically don't have to do anything |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | We even divert most of the money to our new game |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | And they still think Miscrated is our main project |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Such idiots |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Give them a leather jacket and they will be yours for life |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | So easy to satisfy |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | No, no we are a serious game developer |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | We really care what our community wants |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Chris Sprance doesn't even sleep at night |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Because he's working hard on core gameplay mechanics |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | I am just fucking with you |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Nobody gives a fuck |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | We just preserve the game until it dies |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | And people keep buying it |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | 50% sales permanently |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | 90 days in a row |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | And most of them still don't get it |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | They will advocate for the game everywhere |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | You will be able to terraform entire planets in other games |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Meanwhile we are stuck with 2 storage crates |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Just two crates??? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yeah we say its a design decision |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | It's not a design decision |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | We just don't want to pay for a proper programmer |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I am so done |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Did you ever expect to get this far? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | No, no I consider it a miracle |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Who would have expected you can mark a techdemo early access |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | And get away with it for 3 years |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | And some people still keep hope |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | They think we will fix the major issues |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | We would sooner solve cancer or fusion propulsion |
