00:00 - 00:03 | ...our forward observers have spotted the new "thumb over bore" technique |
00:04 - 00:05 | So far, it has been observed here, |
00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they extend their support hand nearly to the muzzle. |
00:12 - 00:15 | But beyond that, it's not clear what they hope to accomplish. |
00:17 - 00:19 | This thumb over bore sounds like the machinations of a drunkard. |
00:19 - 00:21 | The magwell grip is superior. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
00:31 - 00:33 | They don't believe in the superiority of our magwell grip. |
00:34 - 00:36 | They are organizing through Magpul. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who does not use the magwell grip, get out now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck are they smoking? |
01:15 - 01:17 | This is what happens when you play too much Call Of Duty! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Fanboy's sucking the dick of Costa and Haley! |
01:25 - 01:29 | Soon they'll be telling us we need AFG's on our STG-44's! |
01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Look how long it took us to dispell the 'chicken wing' arm technique! |
01:34 - 01:37 | 70 years of dealing with those fudds and their prissy Camp Perry sniveling! |
01:37 - 01:40 | "Look, I wrap my sling around my arm so it functions as a tourniquet too!" |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they feel you are a dinosaur! |
01:42 - 01:46 | The fucking dinousaurs ruled the Earth for 160 million years you dim witted fuck! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they describe feelings of being "dynamic operators." |
01:48 - 01:53 | What the fuck is a "dynamic operator" anyway? What's next? Froglube? |
01:53 - 01:54 | We all know Mobil 1 is superior! |
01:56 - 01:57 | It's the same shit with 1911 aficionados! |
01:57 - 02:00 | "Look! We made a new checkering pattern on the mainspring housing!" |
02:00 - 02:03 | "Look! We lowered the ejection port again!" |
02:04 - 02:08 | Are you fucking kidding me? |
02:08 - 02:13 | It's the same shit in the same gun magazines day after day after day! |
02:14 - 02:16 | They regurgitate this shit into our lives like we're fucking birds! |
02:17 - 02:21 | They come out with a new shade of FDE Cerakote and you fuckers cream your pants! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Thumb over bore accomplishes nothing. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I hope they get tendonitis. Or cancer. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Don't even get me started on Kyle Defoor. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this pandering to armchair commandos thinking they are SF! |
02:48 - 02:53 | "Don't forget to violently eject your magazines either!" |
02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. Fuck the dump pouch. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Who needs a dump pouch when your magazines are laying in the dirt 20 feet away! |
03:00 - 03:03 | Thumb over bore means I can always bayonet you with my thumb when I'm out of ammo! |
03:04 - 03:08 | It's okay Anna, I still have Art of the Tactical Carbine on Blu-Ray. |
03:14 - 03:17 | This thumb over bore will become popular. I can see it already. |
03:19 - 03:23 | It will even storm the airsoft fields. Nothing will be sacred. |
03:25 - 03:27 | "So dynamic, bitches." |
03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Ever. Changes. |
03:40 - 03:46 | In 20 years time, we will see the reprisal of the chicken wing arm. I swear to you. |
03:46 - 03:50 | They will scoff at us 'dinosaurs' with our magwell grips and yes... our thumb over bore techniques. |
03:53 - 03:56 | It's all fucked. |