| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have begun to send out fake iphones |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they have been sent out from here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they seem ok, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but the back casing is weak. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Use more glue then. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | These phones will be fine. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There has... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There has been an incident |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | One of our phones has been damaged by Ryan |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who Ryan had an iphone, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell were you thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Ryan can't be trusted with any device |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Don't you remember the reports about his bike? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How many times have I said it... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't send anything to Grimsby!!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why the hell didn't you LISTEN??? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This Meerkat boy will destroy us all !!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You FOOLS !! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Ryan said he'd be carefull. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | This is RYAN we're talking about you idiot !! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, he wasn't wearing his Meerkat costume... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Are you for real...imbecile?? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A cracked casing after two weeks use !!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same excuses as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we understand your problems!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will fix the phone!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | His poor mother must be at her wits end... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | When will the boy learn |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Why can't he look after anything properly???? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We're doomed by his stupidity. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only he would learn from history |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can't treat expensive items like this |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much money lost... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this lads latest breakages |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just drop the phone on the floor |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who does Ryan think he is? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | My fake iphone project....ruined now !!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, Ryans not texting any more. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The fake xbox plan is doomed too... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Ryan will see to that... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | A pile of junk |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Scattered across his bedroom floor |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Mum goes up with the bin liners again |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Compare the Meerkat... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Not for us....not now... |
