| 00:00 - 00:03 | We had the betting plan all arranged |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Micky The Chip loves these courses |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | easy chipping here & here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It was only when we heard the news that Mickys arse fell out on last round |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | did we know we've spunked all the cash to the Colonel again |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You say his arse fell out, perhaps it was due to the last day being a new course |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out what they want. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Snatch...the twat |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Booked up fucking Pitlochry on the last day again |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Even when every cunt knows he cant play that course |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has mis booked previous years courses for Micky and had Big Russs podgy finger up there arse, get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck was Snatch thinking ? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Napoleon could play Pitlochry better than Micky and he had one arm |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What the fuck was has Nobby been doing ? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That Ginger Knob just turns up to do the speeches and still tries to get into Bobs daughter |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Even when we all know hes not even into women |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Ive done my bollocks in cash to the colonel again |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | For the third year running on Micky The Chip |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I get done by listening to Shylock every year |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they are room mates |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They aren't just room mates, Micky gets a hard on in the same room every morning |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we only have Bills word on that |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Irrespective of that, Micky hasnt got much to fucking beat |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Lets take a look at that rag tag bunch |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Bob Amos isnt even in bed before cooks are up in the morning |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Whilst his room mate Tricky.. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | is talking smut to Lollypop all night |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | are you fucking kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And i havent even mentioned crib playing Whispering or even Touchy Feely |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The Leeds fan, who really should be playing off ladies tees |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We even had Ruth spike Shylocks meal a few years back so he had heart attack |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | His PaddyPower pants still fucking haunt me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from history |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can't support something you don't understand |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this running in without thinking |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw reasoning out the door and show people you're angry. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we all retweeted. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The protesters will leave with politician's promises |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll feel satisfied with the results |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "We won." |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Keep looking for a leader to pop up. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If they make concrete demands, they may stand a chance. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |
