| 00:00 - 00:03 | At the moment the West Koreans are here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have heavy artillery here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they don't like East Korea |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, there is no more intel. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Send a scout party. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Find out their power level |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They're over nine thousand |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They're too 1337 to be defeated |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is a girl and non-asian get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What do you mean too 1337? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We have all the "Lee" jokes! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're dead! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened to East Korea |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Killed by "Lee" jokes! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They're doomed! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, calm down |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Oh you think they're so cool? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they just want love! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They're awesome, but you know what? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We'll defeat them! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | With violent and bloody videos! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Yes they made a flash mob. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Yes they made a lipsync |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But awesome?! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They need a lesson on awesomeness |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need more "Lee" jokes! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They rely too much on their emperor |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're doomed! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from East Korea |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Burn their houses! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Rip out their dreams like mommy did to me! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I only asked for a pony. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Did she give me a pony? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | NO! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'll make them pray to Jehuda! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll sing HEYEAYEAYEAYEA and they'll like it! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | They WILL lose the game! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Everything they love. Gone |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Everything they have. Gone |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We will destroy General Lee. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Everything. Will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Once the Fire Nation attacks |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Unless they have guava candy |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Then we'll reconsider |
