| 00:00 - 00:03 | So the Masonians tour is near |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Berlin is out and now Edinburgh beckons |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Bring on those Scots |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have a strong squad with alot of experience |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we have strong runners and a great goalie |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The squad sounds good I like what I am hearing |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I think this year we could win both games |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Coach... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There is one problem... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dick Perrin is not touring |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He says he has to stay at home to satisfy Irene |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who knew nothing of this leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is he thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He is our man in the fucking pocket |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He is our engine and main weapon of attack! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What the hell are we going to do without him? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We're well and truly fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened when we asked Paul to sit in the pocket |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He just barged everyone out of the way! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Those Scots will think it is Braveheart all over again! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Coach, it is not that bad we have some other options |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who? Nobody has Dick's supreme ability to caress a ball |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Coach, we must let the others have their heads and let them prosper |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They'll get their chance but this is all too important |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Dick has to be in the pocket |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Nobody has the skill or expertise to prosper there |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Simon Morritt tried it once and he has some engine |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He could do it if we have no alternative |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This cannot be happening to me. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We've been planning this for months, Dick has known all along |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He is the heart and sole of our gameplan |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Who else is going to wow the ladies of Edinburgh with his cheesy chat up lines? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We're doomed without a plan. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Have we not learned anything from history |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We can't play the Scots without our very own playmaker |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This cannot happen... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this and we will be left like lambs to the slaughter, we may as well just play Wallington |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We may as well all stay at home and let them take pot shots at poor Justin in goal |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That's what we will do |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do we think we're fooling with this catastrophe? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Carel, your not touring this year |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There is nothing more for it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We must do something drastic |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I don't like it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Has it come to this |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | In desperate times we need to take desperate measures |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It is the only way out of this that may work |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's stay at home and just say Fuck 'em! |
