00:00 - 00:03 | We are going to scout Russia |
00:04 - 00:05 | They are too powerful to attack |
00:05 - 00:07 | But we can scout them out. |
00:08 - 00:12 | They are being protected by the Federation |
00:12 - 00:15 | so we cannot attack them right now |
00:17 - 00:19 | Attack them now |
00:19 - 00:21 | Who cares about the Federation? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
00:31 - 00:33 | They have god armour |
00:34 - 00:36 | It's impossible to break |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who can whistle, get out. You're fired |
01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean? |
01:15 - 01:17 | What do you mean impossible to break?! |
01:18 - 01:23 | We have lollipops! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Lollipops made of nukes! |
01:29 - 01:31 | The Federation is doomed! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Sykovich is a dead man! |
01:34 - 01:37 | They'll be nooked! |
01:37 - 01:40 | They're doomed! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, calm down |
01:42 - 01:46 | Oh do you think they're so cool? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, that's not how you spell nuked |
01:48 - 01:52 | Shut up! Shut up! |
01:53 - 01:54 | We'll investigate their suspicialarity! |
01:56 - 01:57 | With pony spies! |
01:57 - 02:00 | Yes they overnumber us! |
02:00 - 02:03 | Yes they outpower us! |
02:04 - 02:08 | But awesome? |
02:08 - 02:13 | They're far from awesome |
02:14 - 02:16 | Shaking your fist is awesome |
02:17 - 02:21 | They rely too much on ARMPIT |
02:27 - 02:29 | They're doomed! |
02:30 - 02:34 | Someone order me chicken |
02:34 - 02:36 | Burn their houses! |
02:41 - 02:42 | Rip out their dreams like mommy did to me! |
02:43 - 02:47 | I only asked for a pony. |
02:48 - 02:53 | Did she give me a pony? |
02:54 - 02:56 | No no no no! |
02:56 - 02:59 | I'll overcome all the odds! |
03:00 - 03:02 | I'll sing the Worst Song Ever |
03:04 - 03:07 | Hey, you lost the game |
03:14 - 03:16 | Everything they love will be destroyed |
03:19 - 03:23 | Everything they have will be destroyed |
03:25 - 03:26 | We will destroy Sykovich! |
03:31 - 03:33 | Everything. Will change. Now. |
03:40 - 03:46 | They will be wiped off. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Unless they have lollipops |
03:53 - 03:56 | Then we'll reconsider |