| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I'm reading the comments on a blog |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | This guy says he hates Cebu |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Turns out he can't find normal girls |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | The girls are all wanting money |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Asking money from a young white guy |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | A white guy! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | A white guy... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | In the Philippines! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Stupid bitch! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | She really has no idea how things work here |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | She thinks we're going to pay |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | pay for sex in the Phils |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | HILARIOUS |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Couldn't believe it! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | I couldn't stop laughing |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Cra... |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Crazy girl |
| 01:16 - 01:18 | How stupid can you be? |
| 01:21 - 01:23 | I mean seriously |
| 01:23 - 01:24 | A white guy! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | it's ridiculous |
| 01:37 - 01:38 | So out of touch |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | So anyways, this other guy says the solution is Facebook |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | The trick is to add "Normal" girls there |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Chat with them and then buy them shit |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | And have them move in with you and pay for everything! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | His solution to dealing with prostitutes! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Is to pay for all of a girls living expenses! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | But its ok they aren't prostitutes... |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Because you met them on Facebook! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Facebook! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | It changes everything! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Instead of paying 1000 pesos once |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | You pay 20,000 every month for years! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | But they're "Normal" because you met them on Facebook! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Facebook? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes Facebook. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He doesn't even understand how stupid that is |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | What a fucking idiot. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Seriously though |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So what is the solution? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Stop being an ATM machine. It's very simple. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Have more to offer than your wallet. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Not every girl is a prostitute. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Facebook! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | What a tool! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | He thinks it's not prostitution to pay if you met them on Facebook! |
