00:02 - 00:09 | Holy fuck am I drunk. Time to do this fantasy draft. JODY, GET ME ANOTHER CORONA RIGHT NOW!!! |
00:10 - 00:14 | AND HURRY THE FUCK UP WITH IT ALREADY CHIRST ALMIGHY WOMAN! |
00:15 - 00:16 | STAT!!!!!!!! |
00:17 - 00:19 | STOP RUSHING ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!! |
00:23 - 00:30 | I WILL TAKE AS LONG AS I MOTHERFUCKING WANT AND YOU FUCKS WILL DEAL WITH IT GOD DAMN IT!!!! |
00:38 - 00:39 | I gotta do better than last year. |
00:39 - 00:40 | for sure |
00:44 - 00:45 | FUCKERS MADE FUN OF ME! |
00:53 - 00:54 | Not this year |
00:57 - 01:02 | WOULD YOU ASSHOLES STOP RUSHING ME!!! I WILL FUCKING PICK WHEN IM READY I SAID!!! |
01:04 - 01:06 | JODY GET ME ANOTHER CORONA!!! |
01:07 - 01:09 | NOW!!!!!!!!!! |
01:10 - 01:19 | AAAHHH I'll take Aaron Rodgers YA BITCHES THAT'S RIGHT, ARODGE GONNA WIN IT ALL FOR ME FUCK YOU ALL!!! YES YES YES NO ONE GONNA MAKE FUN OF ME THIS YEAR!!! |
01:20 - 01:29 | FUCK YOU ASSHOLES THAT WAS NOT A BAD PICK!!!! STOP FUCKING MAKING FUN OF ME GOD DAMN IT!!!!!! |
01:31 - 01:33 | Kenny, take your time. Make them wait |
01:34 - 01:35 | THEY DON'T TELL US HOW LONG WE GOT TO PICK!! |
01:36 - 01:41 | FUCK YOU BRAD!! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK HOW EARLY YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP TOMORROW MORNING!! |
01:41 - 01:47 | THERE IS NO FUCKING TIME LIMIT!! WE HAVE ALL FUCKING NIGHT GOD DAMN IT!!!! |
01:54 - 02:02 | oh, look. some dumb fuck took Peyton Manning. what an idiot |
02:02 - 02:18 | HAHAHAHAHA He'll be lucky if he throws 7 TD's all year BAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! I GOT THIS LEAGUE WON NO PROBLEM HAHAHAHA! |
02:19 - 02:26 | WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!? WHO DRAFTED MASON CROSBY FOR ME!? FUCK YOU JIRA YOU COCKSUCKER YOU CAN'T DO THAT GOD DAMN IT NO ONE FUCKS WITH MY SUPER BOWL TEAM! |
02:26 - 02:37 | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU FUCK THIS FUCK EVERYONE NOOOOOOO FUCK YOU BRAD STOP FUCKING LAUGHING ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY FUCK THIS NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! |
02:37 - 02:45 | YA YOU FUCK YOU BETTER BACK THAT FUCKIN PICK OUT YOU COCKSUCKER!!! |
02:46 - 02:48 | Kenny, wait to make your pick, fuck these guys! |
02:49 - 03:00 | Ya, I'll show them. We'll be here all night! hehehehehehehehehehehehehe |
03:00 - 03:05 | oh shit, oh boy. ok, who should I pick next. |
03:05 - 03:08 | That Aaron Hernandez kid had quite the year last year. Seems like a quality pick. |
03:09 - 03:14 | ya, I'll dominate the tight end position with Aaron Hernandez muahahaha |
03:14 - 03:21 | Lucas, take Aaron Hernandez. DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT JUST TAKE HIM!! |
03:24 - 03:28 | Kenny wait to make your pick. We got all the time in the world. |
03:29 - 03:37 | JODY GET ME ANOTHER CORONA!!!! AND STEP ON IT!!!! NOW!!! YAAAAAA!!! WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!! |
03:37 - 03:40 | WAIT A SECOND!? WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THIS TIME LIMIT ALL OF THE SUDDEN!? |
03:40 - 03:42 | MY PICK GOT AUTO PICKED!!!! THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME!!! |
03:42 - 03:46 | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! |
03:46 - 03:51 | HEY FUCK OFF YOU GUYS IN BACK!!! |
03:51 - 03:56 | ok, maybe he was joking. ya, I'm sure he was just joking. There really is no time limit. He can't do that to us. |
03:56 - 04:02 | He knows better than to pull that shit, right? I mean, how could anyone put a time limit on a fantasy draft in order to get it finished at a decent time |
04:03 - 04:07 | wait a second, the clock is still running, and another one of my picks got skipped... |
04:07 - 04:13 | NOOOOOOOOO!!! FUCK THIS I QUIT!!! WE QUIT!!! WE'RE DONE!!! |
04:13 - 04:17 | I'M NEVER COMING BACK HERE AGAIN!!! FUCK THIS BAR!!! FUCK EVERYONE!!! I'M DONE!!!! |