00:00 - 00:03 | New venues for the BB World Tour |
00:04 - 00:05 | where we can recruit new affiliates |
00:05 - 00:07 | are here, and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, the people in those places have never heard of a wotnot |
00:12 - 00:15 | and there's a large brothel close to the venues which we can retire to at night. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Book the venues; |
00:19 - 00:21 | put a message on the dashboard... |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | the... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The venues only hold 50 people each. |
00:34 - 00:36 | I'm sure the venues will put on a finger buffet if we ask nicely. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone, leave the room, apart from you three and my security guards. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are you thinking? |
01:15 - 01:17 | The venues only hold 50 people each? |
01:18 - 01:23 | If all the cheerleaders turn up, there won't be any room for the new recruits. |
01:25 - 01:28 | How are we going to bring in new money? |
01:29 - 01:31 | We're completely fucked! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Simon Stepsys will not have enough room to point his finger. |
01:34 - 01:37 | Yes, only 80 people turned up to Niagara, |
01:37 - 01:40 | but version 3 has created lots of excitement since then. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the people are not happy. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Not happy? All negative comments on talkingbb and the facebook page get removed. |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, there is talk of a revolt. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Do they not know I'm a genius, how many times do we need to tell them that? |
01:53 - 01:54 | Genius. |
01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual; |
01:57 - 02:00 | When are we going to get paid? |
02:00 - 02:03 | Why are my panels not moving? |
02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
02:08 - 02:13 | Does everyone not know how much time it takes to work a spreadsheet? |
02:14 - 02:16 | When the negative bloggers hear about this |
02:17 - 02:21 | they will roll about on the floor in fits of laughter. |
02:27 - 02:29 | Even createmybanners isn't bringing in new money. |
02:30 - 02:34 | Who's going to pay us to make banners when they can do it for free? |
02:34 - 02:36 | Whose stupid idea was that? |
02:41 - 02:42 | Then there's the blackmail money. |
02:43 - 02:47 | The blackmail money I had to payout has caused so many problems. |
02:48 - 02:53 | If only I didn't have to pay off people to keep silent. |
02:54 - 02:56 | The money I paid to Kul and Lieven; gone. |
02:56 - 02:59 | We have to find some new recruits, |
03:00 - 03:02 | there are only so many times I can say payments will go out sometime next week. |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, it's the affiliates fault. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Everyone is moving on. |
03:19 - 03:23 | iMarketsLive. Chartfords. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Ad Hit Profits. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Things are getting worse. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Even Iain Sherriff is promoting other programs. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Our propaganda machine is failing, everyone is banned from talkingbb.. |
03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |