David Moyes at Man Utd after transfer window
338 views • 9/6/2013
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Mr Moyes we have sent our negotiating team far and wide as you can see |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | The scouts have identified many players with talent |
| 00:11 - 00:15 | Tottenham have bought all the upcoming talent across europe |
| 00:16 - 00:20 | I don't care about this upcoming talent, I want a Galactico |
| 00:23 - 00:26 | Gaffer |
| 00:23 - 00:25 | Gaffer |
| 00:26 - 00:29 | We tried.... |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | We tried ........ |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | We failed to sign Gareth Bale |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | Daniel Levy wanted £200m, Old Trafford and Christiano Ronaldo |
| 00:50 - 00:55 | What, we don't even own Ronaldo anymore. |
| 00:56 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks we'll be lucky to finish mid table leave right now |
| 01:09 - 01:12 | How the fuck did we fail to sign anyone with talent? |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | Sir Alex has fucked me right up here |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | We'll be lucky to finish above West Ham with this shower of shit |
| 01:18 - 01:22 | You couldn't even sign Emile Fucking Heskey like I asked |
| 01:24 - 01:27 | Even the tight pikeys Arsenal bought someone with talent |
| 01:27 - 01:30 | I'm left with a bunch of Sir Alex's cast off's and cripples |
| 01:31 - 01:36 | Michael Bench Warmer Owen is mocking us on Match of the Day! Bench Warmer mocking me! |
| 01:36 - 01:37 | But David we have tied Nani to a new 5 year contract at only 120K a week |
| 01:38 - 01:39 | 5 years? We might get 2 good games out of him by then! |
| 01:38 - 01:41 | Mourinho is pissing his tailored fucking white fronts at Chavski |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Gaffer we have Rio Ferdinand, Darren Gibson & Paul Scholes |
| 01:44 - 01:45 | Scholes retired you fucking idiot |
| 01:45 - 01:47 | Liverpool are mocking us, Man City are pissing themselves |
| 01:48 - 01:49 | What the fuck happened to Herrera? Contrao? Bale? Ozil? |
| 01:51 - 01:53 | Wayne Rooney wants to leave to star in the new Shrek Movie |
| 01:53 - 01:56 | RVP has told me that he is jumping ship in January to PSG |
| 01:56 - 01:59 | Evra wants to sign for City, and what have you done |
| 01:59 - 02:04 | Kaka goes to Madrid, Ozil to Arsenal, Eriksen to Spurs and Willian to Chelsea |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Even Wigan Athletic have offered to loan us players to boost our squad |
| 02:08 - 02:11 | Wigan 'Pie Eating' Athletic! |
| 02:11 - 02:14 | Even Crystal Palace fancy their chances against us |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We'll be lucky to compete in the Championship next season |
| 02:21 - 02:23 | Champions league my arse |
| 02:23 - 02:25 | I should have stayed at Everton |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | At least I'd have Baines |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They would at least sign freebies |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | To appease the fans |
| 02:34 - 02:35 | I'm fucked |
| 02:36 - 02:41 | You paid Galactico money for Fellaini |
| 02:42 - 02:46 | He's a reasonable player in a shit side |
| 02:45 - 02:48 | But you blew my budget on getting his hair transported here |
| 02:49 - 02:52 | Jim White on Sky Sports even told you who was available |
| 02:52 - 02:55 | Odemwingie didn't even show up on our doorstep |
| 02:56 - 03:00 | Don't worry you can always fluff at Wigan |
| 03:06 - 03:08 | I don't even get Fergie time from the Refs |
| 03:11 - 03:16 | I thought I'd automatically get the same respect |
| 03:17 - 03:20 | I'm just as good a manager as Fergie |
| 03:20 - 03:25 | I mean what did he actually achieve |
| 03:30 - 03:36 | 'Arry Redknapp has already has his name plaque put into the managers space in the car park |
| 03:37 - 03:40 | And my agent has already signed a pre contract agreement with that shite Pompey |
| 03:44 - 03:46 | Thanks a fucking lot Fergie |
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