| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ebon Gate will be a new map this year. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We believe it will be a haunted island. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The merchants will be located here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have moved the digging game to this location. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Don't forget to deepen your jacket this year. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I take it the prices have not changed? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We also need more armbands. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Wyrom... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Wyrom is making us use Simucoins. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But you can enter free. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that has purchased simucoins please leave us. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck do you mean, Simucoins? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I spent the last 3 months farming silvers! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I took an entire week off for this shit! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Wyrom needs to quit sucking whale dick! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Can he be anymore of a whore? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | These bastards are worse than Jewish bankers! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | SIMU won't even fix their damn forums! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I won't even mention Savants! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But my Fuhrer they did a Wizard review. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are kidding me, they nerfed Wizards into the ground! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, what about the Pickle fest? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They can take their golden pickles and shove them up their ass! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Microtransactions! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This is nothing but hot garbage |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Even the Russians agree. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | This is even worse than the final solution! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The silver sellers are losing their self respect. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Not even the ERP'rs are accepting silvers now. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How am I supposed to get laid now? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All the ale matrons are servicing Stalin now! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The bastard even offers free birth control. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He stole that idea from me. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Uncle Joe my ass! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They charge $15 for a basic sub. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WoW charges the same price... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I have unlimited characters in WoW! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | WoW has PvP. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | WoW has raiding. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The ERP sucks in WoW! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He will still meet you in Goldshire. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I was going to get Eva an alteration. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | A necklace crafted from gold fillings. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | She would have loved it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Sell what silvers I have. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Just make sure TGO doesn't undercut us. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He's been farming silvers for over 20 years. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I will be in Goldshire. |
