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Reports from the front lines on the final engagement to end the tournament.

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00:00 - 00:03Our fleet is fully armed and operational.
00:04 - 00:05Admiral Screed is in command.
00:05 - 00:07The enemy fleet is here.
00:08 - 00:12They have advanced gunnery modifications on their ships.
00:12 - 00:15However, our raw firepower is more than enough to obliterate them.
00:17 - 00:19We expect victory.
00:19 - 00:21Jerjerrod will be punished for his treachery.
00:24 - 00:26My lord...
00:27 - 00:28...unfortunately...
00:31 - 00:33Unfortunately, the enemy fleet has deployed with great speed.
00:34 - 00:36Our ships can not pursue them.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone leave, except Strategy, Command, Communications and Tactics.
01:13 - 01:15You incompetent fools!
01:15 - 01:17How could you fuck this up so bad?
01:18 - 01:23We had the chance to destroy the betrayers and all of you cocked it up!
01:25 - 01:28I am surrounded by useless tools.
01:29 - 01:31You utter morons!
01:31 - 01:34It should have been a simple operation!
01:34 - 01:37We had the bigger guns to chase them down and destroy them!
01:37 - 01:40But you had to totally fuck it all up!
01:40 - 01:42My Lord, we were not expecting them to react that way.
01:42 - 01:46What the fuck were you expecting them to do, fight fair???
01:46 - 01:48My Lord, we have our honour.
01:48 - 01:52Your honour means nothing to me when you don't bring victory!!!
01:53 - 01:54Show no mercy!
01:56 - 01:57We had the opportunity
01:57 - 02:00to reclaim the System and make examples of them!
02:00 - 02:03We could have spread our fear with their defeat!
02:04 - 02:08Instead, our enemies will think that they can just run away from us!
02:08 - 02:13As though we are a System-wide fucking joke to be ignored!
02:14 - 02:16You have no idea what you have done!
02:17 - 02:21The last enemy to try and run from me was when I crushed Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29Now what do I do?
02:30 - 02:34I can't win the war with their retreat.
02:34 - 02:36They are laughing at me.
02:41 - 02:42Fuck this shit.
02:43 - 02:47Why didn't you chase them at their outpost and contest it when you had the chance!?!
02:48 - 02:53You could have boxed them in and won before they had a chance to get away!
02:54 - 02:56Instead you let them go.
02:56 - 02:59You didn't anticipate they would run like cowards!
03:00 - 03:02They were never wanting a head-on joust!
03:04 - 03:07It's ok. Our men are not cowards.
03:14 - 03:16Deploy in the middle...
03:19 - 03:23set higher speeds and have navigation commands ready to catch them.
03:25 - 03:26So easy.
03:31 - 03:33They are weak.
03:40 - 03:46They are weak, unsportsmanlike arseholes who would rather flee than fight.
03:46 - 03:49Even worse, they have done this before.
03:53 - 03:56You should have known the rules.