| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are under attack my Fuhrer |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have us surrounded |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Both to the west and the south |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | our military is weak after attacking Russia |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we cannot hold out against the allied forces |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about the archers |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The ones we left to defend the capital |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They died to a misclick move order |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They died the next turn |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All Captains and below, get out. Immediately. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could you let this happen? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You just had to leave them on alert! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The enemy forces would have come to you! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now we are likely to lose the capital! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Your incompetence has cost us |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | A misclick I cannot believe it |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You are all noobs, you are all failures - how could you let this happen |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It was the only mistake we have made the whole game |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that my problem you idiot? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Great Leader, we can still defend the capital! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | With what forces you buffoon? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You've killed them all! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You have risked everything |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I will not bow before the English! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Not while my capital still has production |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You will spend our gold and buy another archer |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And you will not fu*k it up this time! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is this too difficult for you? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We have just defeated the great Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I will not hand back the Soviets their capital |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I earned it with my sweat and blood |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | My own blood! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I will not let you throw it all away |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | From a misclick that could have been avoided |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | there was no turn timer to worry about |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | but you just had to rush to click end turn |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Even though it EARNS you NOTHING |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Nothing that helps us at all! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Norway is a noob |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I am surrounded by incompetents |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I don't yet know how to carry you to victory |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | our victory... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Seems so far away |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | How can we expect to conquer the world |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | When we can't even defend our capital |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You have your orders. |
