| 00:00 - 00:03 | I have assigned your twine sales routes for the month |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Keith you're late |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You must take your jetta South |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The market is over saturated already |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We have already hit all of those stores |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's fine we will just sell to all the Buccees |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That should be more than enough |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But Buccees uses rubber bands |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Rubber is strong |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | and cheaper |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have no hope to meet quota |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except Keith and his team |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We sell TWINE |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It takes brass balls |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Not your soft gashes |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Damn |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | why wont Keith sell the twine? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Twine, Twine, Twine |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Sell the fuck out of it |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Or we are moving to a worse industrial park |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We cannot survive selling only one product |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | For millennia man has raised a family selling twine |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But I have 3 kids in private school |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Your kids are misbehaved brats |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Cant make a Varsity team |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They were in the worse school play I have ever seen |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | No wonder, because their father can't sell twine |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Sell that fucking twine |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Where's the coffee |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Twine salesmen need coffee |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | otherwise they are limp like straight rope |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | When I started Twine meant something |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It meant you could make a better life |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Now its all about being hip |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and being cool |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Twine should not be cool. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It should be important |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | No one seems to care about the end user |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The little boy who unwraps that twine and is surprised |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Look how well my toy was wrapped |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry we will still have Happy Hour |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm implementing a new sales plan |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Its called Make Twine Great Again |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it begins today |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Commissions will be cut |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There is our last chance |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | To save a great industry |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | May god have mercy on your twine selling souls |
