| 00:00 - 00:03 | Unfortunately we've lost yet another Champions League final. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Fans are losing faith, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and some are even supporting other clubs. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The acquisitions of Douglas Costa and Bernadeschi should help, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but it is widely believed that our status in Europe has weakened. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | There's no need to worry. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We still have the best defence in the world. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bonucci
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| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bonucci has left us for AC Milan. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Dani Alves has gone to PSG. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone here who thinks Rugani is the future - Leave this room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is happening? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It's not enough that we've lost another CL final? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | At least we could rely on our defenders! Now we're no better than Crotone. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I don't blame the fans for changing teams
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| 01:29 - 01:31 | Such stupidity is unacceptable! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | To let the best defender in the world leave, and to Milan of all clubs. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And to make things worse we've lost Dani Alves, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | one of the few fullbacks that is actually decent. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer we've signed De Sciglio to replace him. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | De Sciglio is fucking shit! He can't defend, let alone cross a ball. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, we had no other choice. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care. Anyone would be better than that fraud. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is bullshit! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I thought we were finally becoming a force |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | in football that would keep challenging for the |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Champions League and continue our reign in Italy. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now the Scudetto isn't even a certainty. I don't understand... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Milan get Leo and give us that prick De Sciglio who is completely useless. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How could they let this happen? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Marotta can suck my dick for all I care. He's lost his mind. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Bonucci is a big loss
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| 02:30 - 02:34 | He was a leader, who brought great passion to the pitch. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And drove us to victory. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's all over. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That ugly new logo was only the beginning of our downfall. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We may as well just hand the title to Milan now. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | For years we were able to shit on them |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | for giving us Pirlo, and now we return the favour. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We'll never hear the end of it! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. We still have the refs on our side. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All hope is lost. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The whole world is laughing at us now. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We're screwed. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | There's only one thing left to do... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Send Higuain to fat camp so we can get some buyers for him |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And tell Allegri to fuck off |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm done with this shit. |
