| 00:00 - 00:05 | So we'll start with the lads on the floor.. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Clapping hands like seals.. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Not bad lads.. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Hard working, honest, and qualified in their field.. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Some are even OVER QUALIFIED.. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Fucking Gas! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | ..Fucking Gas.. |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Going around like they own the place.. |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | The eejits.. |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | ..talking shite, licking arse and brown nosing Monday - Friday.. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | They wake up saturday with Pink eye and wonder what happened.. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | You've been bum cheek deep all week mate'y.. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | ...and Ray... |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | ..he's some spoofer.. |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Hes a "Professional Pool Player" |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | "Professional" he said.. |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Gobshite! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | He's always away playing.. |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | "Representing" Ireland.. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | He's Ireland No.1 one week and British No.1 the next.. |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | He's worse than the PJ fella.. |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | The "All Ireland Camogie Champion" |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Ah no here..seriously... |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I went to see Ray play once.. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | He tried to blame the cue.. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | ..and he tried to blame.. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | ..the table.. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | ..the jaysus table.. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | He was beaten by some amateur.. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | an amateur... |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | ..he was.. |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | he wa.. |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | he wasnt only beaten... |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | ..we got whitewashed twice too.. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | He was so pissed off, he came in Monday and hid the opponents trolley.. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Are you serious?? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Deadly serious.. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He hasn't played since.. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | He just watches these days.. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Ah but that a nothing.. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Have you a better story? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I've a good one about a Polish lad at a xmas party.. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | ..thought he could drink an Irishman under the table.. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | The fucking eejit! |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | He lasted an hour.. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | The clown was in bed by 9.. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I think the Irishman is still drinking.. |
