| 00:00 - 00:03 | I just tweeted something you might want to know about. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I said you had dinner at the White House |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | with President Trump... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ... the First Lady, Sean Hannity, and Bill Shine. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I attributed my information to "a senior White House official." |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | "Senior White House official." |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Will you tell me who that is? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Communications Director... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our sources... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We reporters aren't allowed to name our sources. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's kind of a thing with us. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave but Ryan Lizza. And some interns in case I want an appletini. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I'll eliminate everyone in Comms! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'll eliminate everyone and well start over! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I ask these guys not to leak anything but they cant help themselves |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They can't help themselves! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Dammit, Lizza, you're an American citizen. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is a major catastrophe for the American country. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | So Im asking you as an American patriot ... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ... to give me a sense of who leaked it! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You know I have to protect my sources. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | O.K., Im going to fire every one of them, and then you havent protected anybody. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Mooch, why is the dinner such a secret? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Because I asked them to give me a honeymoon period! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They wont do it! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Theyll all be fired by me. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I fired one guy the other day. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I have three to four people Ill fire tomorrow. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Ill get to the person who leaked that to you. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Reince Priebusif you want to leak somethinghell be asked to resign very shortly. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Reince is a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | "Ooh! Let me leak the fucking thing and see if I can cock-block these people... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | "... the way I cock-blocked Scaramucci." |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Reibus leaked it. Ive called the F.B.I. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and the Department of Justice. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The swamp will not defeat him. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Theyre trying to resist me, but its not going to work. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Ive done nothing wrong on my financial disclosures, so theyre going to have to go fuck themselves. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Im not Steve Bannon, Im not trying to suck my own cock. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Im not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the President. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | What I want to do is I want to fucking kill all the leakers |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Sarah. I'm sure he won't kill you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | O.K., the Mooch showed up a week ago. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This is going to get cleaned up very shortly, O.K.? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The lie detector -- |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ive got their digital fingerprints |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | through the FBI and the fucking Department of Justice. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now let me start tweeting some shit |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ... to make this guy crazy. |
