| 00:00 - 00:03 | The problem they have with changing the bylaws is that it's too complicated already. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Nobody knows how the new payouts will play out, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | or what the Offensive Player Slot game is. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Bad Trophy Stars game wrongly penalizes teams who aren't competitive to begin with, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the Hall of Fame game will increase our buy-in by another $5.00 that can be used on beer. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So they wan't to keep it the same..... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Simply because they feel it's "Too Complicated"?? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Commissioner... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I don't... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We don't think anyone has actually read the new bylaws. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They have no clue what's going on. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out of the room, except Zandstra.... Dyke... Schutt... & Ridder. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Those #@!*^ |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Once again they've ruined our league! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How hard is it to spend 10 minutes reading over bylaws that will make our season more fun??!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I cant take it anymore
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| 01:29 - 01:31 | You know who the culprit is behind this all don't you? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It's that Mr. Funny Guy, Brian Van Baren! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All he does is cause turmoil, pain and strife. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He basically gives me a heart attack week in and week out! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Commissioner, don't blame him, he's an idiot who sucks at Fantasy Football! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It doesn't matter! Why even be in the league then?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Commissioner, at least he makes us laugh throughout the season. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Does it look like I'm laughing? Because of him I lost a 1st Round Draft Pick!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's my only problem... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He doesn't set his lineup. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He vetoes trades that are entirely within the bylaws. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And then asks me who he should select as keepers because he can't spend 2 minutes himself! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Then he gets those Vander Griend boys on his side to veto just to be annoying. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He treats this league as if it were one big joke and then laughs about it. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why can't he get it through his thick skull?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This league is for serious managers. Otherwise join a redraft league and take a hike!. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's just so hard to take
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| 02:30 - 02:34 | I put a lot of work into this league as the Commissioner. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | This league is my life. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And don't get me started... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | On all the other slackers in our league who don't take this league as seriously as I do! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | There's Kitten Mittens - who drafts players 6 rounds ahead of where they're supposed to go. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And Helmig, who doesn't even have a Facebook account. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | How am I supposed to contact him when there is a league vote? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It only took Dyke 6 months for his wife to set up his own Facebook account! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Alicia, we all know he's a little slow. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Either these new bylaws pass.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Or I'm finished as the Commissioner of FQFFL. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's the only solution. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The time has come. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's simple really: Have a commissioner who works hard and keeps the league interesting... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or make fun of it all. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tell them to come back in and vote. |
