| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I was playing Rocket League one night with Alex and Darren |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We were doing good, winning games you know |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Then it was overtime, crucial moment coming up |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Everybody was in the zone, trying to score and help each other |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Then I started to suck hahah |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Hitting Darren with my car |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Taking all his boost |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And kicking our own goal! LOL |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | LMFAO |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I could've left him to clear it, he said I got this |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | I was going to leave it to him |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | But my autism kicked in again, I can't help that it always happens |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | So I boosted over his head |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | And kicked our own goal |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | He was so dumbfounded |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | He even left Discord hahaha |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Omg I cried |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Couldn't believe how triggered he was |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | He was legit mad at me |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Then after a while he came back to Discord |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | He couldn't believe I did that |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Still so mad bro |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But then real talk, he wanted to play again |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Saying it was a one-off and he doesn't mind |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | And tells me Im a good player |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | I was like yeah dude I got this |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Lmao so we queued again |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Then we joined |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | 3v3, we all ready to do this |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | I go in hard |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | I really tried |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | But I got another own goal |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I don't know how it happened |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | I hit it and there it goes, rolling in |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I could feel his tilt through the discord man, then I played Mask-Off |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | He got mad? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yeah so mad bru haha |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He made the face -.- |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | I couldn't hold it in lol |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I don't think he's going to play with me again |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What you going to do now? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Probably play Pubg with Dane/Chris and get carried |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Who am I kidding they are all boosted |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Goddam Im dying |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Fuck Im such a boosted ape hahahaha |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Lmao I lost another asian friend |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | But he plays For Honor, so he's already washed up lol |
