| 00:00 - 00:05 | So there we were shitposting on GP |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | As you do |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | and guess what? |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | suddenly some one notices that |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | we are being monitored by the Wiltshire Police |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Swiss Bob tells us what is happening |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | and then |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | after we have stopped laughing |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | we decide that a suitable response |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | was necessary |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | we haven't laughed so much |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | since Fatso decided to ban us all |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | or trump won the election |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | so anyway |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | once it went public |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | the site traffic increased |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | by 200% |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | *imagine our shock* |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | You would think they had |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | better things to do with their time |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | So what can you do |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | when a simple pub chat |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | becomes a crime? |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I may have said too much |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | but who cares |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | can you imagine |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | the fun we would have in the cells |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | and when they read |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | the evidence in court |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | to the magistrate |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | they could never |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | hold their heads up in |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | public again |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Anyway |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I have to say |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | it is the best fun |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | we have had in years |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | what a bunch |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | of silly-billies |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Now then, now then |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | they said |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | They couldn't |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | see the irony in that |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | ah well |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | it just makes me |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | look forward to what will |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | happen tomorrow |
