| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir sorry but there has been a fuck up |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A tractor has been delivered |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to Berlin instead of Allone |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It's not the first time its happened it was done last week as well |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we had another go to Berlin instead of Gent |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How can someone confuse Berlin |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | with Allone or Gent I dont understand |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir someone also.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Broke the wash and |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Damaged the van |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and cracked a bar axle |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you knew about this please stay the rest leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How can this happen? I bet it was that idiot |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | who thinks Portugal is in South America |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Or was it that bloke 1 point behind him who minces around with his diary |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | or that idiot captain slow dont get me started on Clive |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | With his OCD everytime he eats |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Just beacuse he is our oldest member |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Hes negative about everything and hes to blame for the cra |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | he's to blame for that crap cafe as well |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir its a food log not a diary |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I dont care what its called only women do slimming world |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Trevor is good |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Trevor? He is the reason we are in this mess |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's the group leader you are |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | only as good as your weakest link |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Mark needs a toilet when difficulties arise |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Im not suprised tractors get delivered wrong when Darryl |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | cant get a plant location right |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If it was a Facebook status he would be there its not hard to scan a barcode but they make |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | it look so hard, who has a rota for driving a van |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | A bunch of children thats who,if they concentrated on loacting tractors rather |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | than who drives the van we wouldnt have |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | this many mistaes absolutely uselss idiots its like a soap opera here |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I thought Potter left an now I find |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | out the tiny man is back |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This is how desperate we are getting we are now hiring film extras |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even Gimli from Lord Of The Rings is here at the weekends driving the van |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | how petty & useless can one bunch be |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Trevor is to blame for this mess he couldnt lead a fish to water |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | If I hear the word syn 1 more time I am going to |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry Selma Cliff will still get our dinner |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Stick that Diary or whatever he calls it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | right up his ars then he be mincing about for a reason |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I am wasting my time |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I dont know how long I can carry this on |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Ive had enough sack everyone |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and we can hire people who can actually do the job |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now leave and get rid of them all |
