| 00:00 - 00:03 | Saturday is the big day Fuhrer |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Maidenhead for the ceremony..... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and then off to the Waterside for a decent scoff |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We should all be smashed by 16.00 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and PanzerCabs arrive at 16.15 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent. Eva loves a party |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We've got them a nice present? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer........ |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner says Poundland was shut |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and Aldi's gardening sale had finished |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those going to the Waterside stay -The rest of you clear off to Nando's |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Jesus wept |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You know what this means? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We're going to have to spend some money |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We can't get away with the Envelopes again |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and there's no way I'm going to Cath Kidstons |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | These guys have got everything |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and Shaw keeps a spreadsheet exactly for moments like these |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How could you do this to me? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We could get a £25 book token from Waterstones |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you mad? Have you seen any books in their house? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | There are a few with pictures |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But have you ever seen them open? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Did we get something for the dogs? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Tell me that we got something for those bloody dogs |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Rusty and Boo Boo |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Evil little bastards they are |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Always trying to hump your leg when no-ones looking |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | This is going to cost a fortune |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I bet that Eva is going to drop some dry cleaning bombshell at some stage |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That's another £20 right there |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and we still haven't got a present |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Have you been to Terminal 2 recently? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Well, you might have been |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But your bags haven't |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And George gets a bonus |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Unbelievable |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They should be giving us presents |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Shaw's always hanging around the bunker demanding cheese on toast |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and a bit of free parking |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry, Deidre. We'll find something cheap on eBay |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And I didn't get an invite to the stag night |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Just as well really |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | God knows what that would have involved |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Hour after hour of the Scissor Sisters...... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There's no way around it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Mind you, if the Russians get here first... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Either way, I'm fucked..... |
