| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you can see here, half point PPR would change the value of running backs |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Players like LeVeon Bell and David Johnson would become Gods |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Frank Gore and Adrian Peterson could end up at the FLEX |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We were also thinking the draft could be held at your house again |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | If Lisa is alright with it - Hayes promised to not break anything |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We need some sort of catering |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Cullen will get hungry |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Shane |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Cullen... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Cullen doesn't deserve to be in the league. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We all agree Callen will get his own team instead |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Get the fuck out of the groupme if you have not been in the league since eighth grade |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHO THE HELL VOTED FOR CALLEN |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | CALLEN DOESNT BELONG IN A FANTASY WNBA LEAGUE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THAT BLONDE SEWER BEAVER WILL NEVER SEE THE DRAFT ROOM OF MY LEAGUE |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I cant believe I have surrounded myself with such retards |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WHAT IN TOM BRADYS GLORIOUS FUCKING NAME |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I DONT CARE WHAT CONSTITUTION YOU FAGGOTS WROTE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I BUILT THIS LEAGUE WITH MY BARE HANDS I AM THE GREATEST FANTASY PLAYER EVER |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Shane you barely avoided being last place in the league last year |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IF CHAPMAN AND WYATT HADNT TRADED GRONK TO BILL FOR A PILE OF SHIT I WOULD HAVE WON THE WHOLE LEAGE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Gronk got injured. The hell you talking about |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Pram you cheeky prick do you want to see a magic trick? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU SPROUTED A VAGINA |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | There are no girls allowed in this league |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It concerns me that you all are acting like crazy bitches |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I remember a time when this was a league of men |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We had honor and would never allow Callen Davidson at our fantasy lunch table |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | HOW CAN YOU ALL SIT THERE AND AGREE THAT THIS IS A GOOD IDEA |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The man has spent his entire life long snapping |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I HATE HIM MORE THAN I HATE ROGER GOODELL AND FUCK YOU ALL IT ONLY MATTERS WHAT I THINK |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It will never happen. I hold all of the power |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Pram say goodbye to your league manager role. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I will be making all decisions now |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucks sake |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will invite Stephen Mihalko to play with us before Callen. THAT ISNT A JOKE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You retards are keeping me in this text all damn night when I could be finessing nudes from hella hoes |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I came here expecting a productive, reasonable meeting |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And first thing I hear is "LETS ADD FUCKING CALLEN TO THE LEAGUE" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Have you all contracted AIDS!? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. They dont have AIDS. Only Autism. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It blows my mind that I am the only one against Callen |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can already imagine drafting with the beaver in the room. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It will be my own personal Hell. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | All hope for Brady is gone |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You will all regret this. CALLENFORTHEDAWGS will take Gurley and AJ Green no matter what we say |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And you already know he will make some gay Steph Curry team name because they are both Davidson athletes now |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fine I surrender faggots. |
