| 00:00 - 00:05 | Listen to a story about Terry at sunflower 2017 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He was constipated for 2 days straight. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | He ate 5 pizzas in one day |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I've never seen anything like it, His guts were about to burst. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | So the next morning he needed a poo |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | a big poo |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | a big poo. |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | But he couldn't hold it so he took a shit in mikes tent |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | a big poo |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | then mike comes walking by towards his tent after a heavy night at the silent disco |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | He goes to his tent, unzips it |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Terry tells him, I wouldn't go in there if i were you |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Mike turns around and says |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | what the fuck is that! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | You dirty bastards |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | you dirty bastards |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | a poo |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | you should have seen the size of the thing |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | It smelled of pepperoni |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Mike says wtf is wrong with you dude |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Terry hands him a plastic bag |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | says will this help? |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No but seriously though, they moved the toilets |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | There was no way he would make it in time |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | He had to go |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | There was only one option |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I couldnt believe it |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I've never seen someone run so fast |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | He says he's not walking to the other side of the camp site, its too far |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | a poo |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | I'm dying |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Help me |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Mike hasn't spoken to Terry in a week straight |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | He can't even look at him. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Now mike is looking for the next opportunity to take a shit into something Terry owns. He's been eating pizza for a week straight. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | In his shoe? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | In his shoe, good one! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He'll never see it coming |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | I can't wait to see his face |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I wouldn't be laughing if it happened to me |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Has anyone ever took a dump in your tent? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Well on monday morning my tent is free for all, it saves me from taking the thing down in the pissing rain. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | The hippies can then use it as a dumping ground for all I care. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Ah, good times. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Want to come with us next year? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | It's great craic, you should go. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | You wouldn't last a day, look at you. |
