| 00:00 - 00:01 | Flash traffic |
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Success at The battle of Egham sir |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Message from Commander Hanmore |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It reads |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | HAPPY BIRTHDAY SON |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We now proceed to Leamington for the Semi final |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | No rinks lost by more than 2 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Besty |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Besty got fucking slapped again |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He says he was very unlucky |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Collins Savage Chapman stay....the rest Fuck Off |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Every fucking gsme |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He's unlucky every game |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This year he said |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I now have Aeros he said |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He hasnt even played with them |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He has been out of his box |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | More often than the Aeros have been out of theirs |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They havent left the boot of his car |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer he won the second half 10 -2 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Games start at end 1 not end fucking 12 |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | By all.accounts the rink was tricky |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The opposition seemed to find it Ok |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What next? Change the rink |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Since his debut |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We have given him 653 different players |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | His latest request for a 2 |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Retired from bowls 10 years ago |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And his latest lead request |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Died in an old people's home in 1992 |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | There is nobody left |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even his brother had enough |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And he was his 3 for Christ's sake |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | There's always something |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Excuses this year |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | There is no draft beer at Marden |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | My mum forgot to wash and iron my lucky Arsenal underpants |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Fuck....hes worse than Wenger |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why doesn't he just drive at bare jacks with every bowl |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It works for Perry Martin |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry.....you're too young for Besty |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We will use the same hotel |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Make sure |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He rooms with Mossy |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Perhaps Mossy will pull the same stunt again |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Only this year |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | No bastard wake them up |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Make sure Briscoe is in a 5 star |
