| 00:00 - 00:03 | There is not enough space at Blindern for all ISS students |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Several possible solutions have been considered |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We think Sogn can work |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Disadvantages: it is one thousand of metres above the sea level |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And a bit far away from the canteen |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But they'll have single rooms |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And the kitchen is a good asset |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | ISS Director |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There's something... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Laundry will not be free at Sogn |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It will be 25 krons |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Go out from this room: language courses, Scandinavian Films, International Politics and Norwegian Welfare State |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Now what can I do? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The Student Council will create a committee about this |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The Blindern family won't be a family anymore |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now we have to take a decision about who... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ...will have to wake up earlier |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This will affect the prestige of the ISS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We cannot place the students of Norwegian language |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | far from the "only-Norwegian" table of the canteen |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | ISS Director, the Peace students can be pacific |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Do you need me to remind you what happened with the Gandhi pacifism? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | ISS Director, perhaps the Gender Equality students... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do you want the Gender committee to rise up against us? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We are Scandinavian! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We do not say "gender equality" |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | every five seconds for no reason |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But the "A Changing Artic" people |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Which kind of people would choose a course with such a name? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And Human Rights student, with their 500.000 pages, of readings will appreciate the isolation |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Human Rights are so important |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And maybe the Energy students need some intimacy for their parties |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just wanted to create an ISS family |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Not only with the brave Jotunheimen's hikers and rafters |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but also with the Telemark people |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | One multicultural family |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | bonded by the fact that they all have the same original picture imitating the Scream of Munch |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | a family which loves brown cheese as much as I do |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This is a very difficult decision |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | How can I separate so many Minnesota citizens? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Should I draw lots? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He did not say anything about the Architecture course |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Anyway, they'll have the facebook group |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And the open mic on Sundayd |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And remember |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | when the ISS is over |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You'll miss the endless days, the lake, the instant coffee |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And the ISS emails |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Love u |
