| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hello gentleman and good day to you |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Commish sir on your orders |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the idiot scramble |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | will again be played |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | at Tam O'Shanter |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | of course, that's good |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I played very well there last year |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | um |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | um sir our team finished dead last if you recall |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we were terrible |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Cuson, Vail, Petros, stay, everyone else out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | just because it's called the idiot scramble |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | doesn't mean you need to play like fucking idiots! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | is Geoff the only one that can hit the goddamn fairway? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and who the fuck shows up to Canton without an Orange shirt? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | the goddamn shirt is pink, are you fucking colorblind? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | will someone please tell him? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Nick and I work our asses off every year |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and this is how you repay us? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but sir, Mr Vail is colorblind and the girl did tell him it was Orange |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a shit, you're all cripples and invalids |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but sir we are bringing in a younger generation |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | your speed golf times are so slow |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | you'd have to speed up to stop! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | younger generation ha! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I hope you've enjoyed playing with them |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | with their long drives |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and their fancy belts |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | oh yes |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and they can't even commit for the whole fucking week? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | soooo busy |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | soooo important |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | what the fuck is more important than Canton week? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | this is bullshit |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm one of the oldest among us |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I still drive the ball over 300 yards |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | what is your excuse? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm always working on my game |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm even taking lessons now |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | do you have any idea of how much they are costing me? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | like that's going to help him at this point |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If you assholes |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | don't value me anymore |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm resigning |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | you heard me, that's right |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm stepping down as your commissioner after the season |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm going to laugh in your stupid fucking faces as you try to run this shit |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and you had the audacity to give me the pink garter |
