00:00 - 00:03 | We performed operation Tinderblitzkrieg |
00:04 - 00:05 | we went over each profile on tinder, okcupid, match, snatch, pof |
00:05 - 00:07 | We were able to contact every single woman |
00:08 - 00:12 | in a radius of 50 miles from our current location |
00:12 - 00:15 | We sent a total of 1 million messages |
00:17 - 00:19 | Every single woman in the area has seen your profile |
00:19 - 00:21 | And how many dates did you get out of all this? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuehrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | Herr Steiner... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Herr Steiner was not able to get you any dates mein Fuehrer |
00:34 - 00:36 | All women wanted a dude who is at least 6" tall. They can't wear heels when you are around. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Only Kalter, Yodel and Crepes and Butthole shall remain in the room now |
01:13 - 01:15 | This was a clear directive! |
01:15 - 01:17 | The operation was a clear directive! |
01:18 - 01:23 | My struggle was in vain. You told me lies. You told me I was charismatic and height only matters to superficial women. |
01:25 - 01:28 | You told me get a degree. I got a PhD. |
01:29 - 01:31 | You told me get a job. I am a military expert. |
01:31 - 01:34 | You told me get hobbies. I am an amateur painter in the SS. |
01:34 - 01:37 | You told me go to the gym, I have a membership at goodlife. |
01:37 - 01:40 | You told me wear fancy clothes, look at me. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuehrer, we can lie about your height |
01:42 - 01:46 | I speak multiple languages, I am a bright dude! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuehrer you are losing it |
01:48 - 01:52 | What type of guys do they prefer instead? Tall high school dropouts? |
01:53 - 01:54 | Or weed smokers |
01:56 - 01:57 | Any drunk alcoholic is taken more seriously than me |
01:57 - 02:00 | I have spent years in military schools |
02:00 - 02:03 | Only to find out that I am not tall enough to date |
02:04 - 02:08 | All those years were worthless, they do not impress women |
02:08 - 02:13 | Any guy with a few tattoos and a criminal history gets a better chance |
02:14 - 02:16 | This is absurd |
02:17 - 02:21 | Society is absurd. All of it is absurd. |
02:27 - 02:29 | I never did any harm to anyone |
02:30 - 02:34 | I build everything myself |
02:34 - 02:36 | With my own hands I conquered Europe |