| 00:00 - 00:05 | So, people are dilly dallying about. Taking their damn time |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | then we're like, "Come on come on, let's get this show on the road" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Let's get this game going |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | No one really gives a shit what happens during the day as long as Mark doesn't win |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Who do you think fuckin wins the whole tournament? |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | again |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | AGAIN |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Donohue hasn't even won it once! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | again |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | And the best? This fucker doesn't even have to score a point to win it. He's carried by the skinniest kid in the Bronx |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Apparently Jameson should be tested out as a performance enhancing drug |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Cus Steve drinks it by the gallon and hits home runs like fuckin Judge |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | "And there's one" |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | "And there's another" |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Down goes one team |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Down goes another |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | again |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Every fuckin year this guy gets carried by his partner |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Make him look like a stud |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Everyone is like "Fuck this, I'm going to drink. I'm going to drink my face off" |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | ....and the schedule.... |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | .. are you kidding me? You know damn well he called Fran and said |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Yo Fran, same deal as last year? |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | You make sure I have a cake walk to the championship game? |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Let me just get this for you... |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | ... make it look random okay? |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | ...random.... |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | And luck? The fucking luck this guy has.... |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | The first game they play is against Doc and BK. But wait, Doc is hurt! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | AGAIN |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | So Sal.... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | so Sal... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | So Sal steps in to take his place, |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | can't catch a ball to save his life.... |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | .... and BK proceeds to give up home run after home run after home run. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | and Grand Slams |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | ...and Grand Slams..... |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | You can't make this shit up |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Everyone pretty much stopped watching after that |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | They just started drinking all the booze available |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Was there a lot of alcohol there? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | More than you could ever need. Hell there was enough money raised to buy enough for 100 men. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | and Filet Mignon, No I mean Pizza. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | oh my God |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | ....and Mark won again. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Isn't that a racket, huh? |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | And they are going to do it all over again next year... |
