00:00 - 00:03 | Ff Joyce has been approached to fill a tempory Crew Managers post |
00:04 - 00:05 | hes been offered Ashfield, |
00:05 - 00:07 | Edwinstowe or over to Worksop |
00:08 - 00:12 | but he wants to be here at Mansfield where hes comfortable |
00:12 - 00:15 | where in his words, Hes an assett to the station and watch |
00:17 - 00:19 | Stay at mansfield ? |
00:19 - 00:21 | as a Crew manager ? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Yes Monty |
00:27 - 00:28 | hes already |
00:31 - 00:33 | hes already approached Martin Bills |
00:34 - 00:36 | with his request to stay on your watch |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who wishes to help Les Hallam hose down the yard please leave us |
01:13 - 01:15 | Stay on White Watch? |
01:15 - 01:17 | in charge of my fire truck on White Watch? |
01:18 - 01:23 | ide rather barking mad malc ridge steer the fucking ship |
01:25 - 01:28 | That Fucktard thinks hes here to watch Cricket |
01:29 - 01:31 | to watch porn and sleep all day |
01:31 - 01:34 | or wanking himself silly in a fucking lazy chair |
01:34 - 01:37 | he goes for a shit hes gone for a week |
01:37 - 01:40 | he cooks and uses every pot and pan in the fucking kitchen |
01:40 - 01:42 | but Monty hes a good cook and his curry |
01:42 - 01:46 | his curry,ide rather eat my own butt nuggets |
01:46 - 01:48 | Monty his currys are a taste sensation |
01:48 - 01:52 | oh really. pissing out of my arse for fucking days |
01:53 - 01:54 | my chocolate starfish |
01:56 - 01:57 | thinks its been in a fucking house fire |
01:57 - 02:00 | my balloon knot thinks its passing molten fucking lava |
02:00 - 02:03 | im dabbing my arse with ice for a fucking week |
02:04 - 02:08 | he doesnt wear pants under his work trousers |
02:08 - 02:13 | and doesnt change them for weeks at a fucking time |
02:14 - 02:16 | i swear to christ sometimes i can smell hoop |
02:17 - 02:21 | a dirty shitty arse smell far worse than his fucking curry |
02:27 - 02:29 | how can i replace Mugsy |
02:30 - 02:34 | with such an utter fucktard whose work ethic |
02:34 - 02:36 | is as absent as Les Hallams toothbrush |
02:41 - 02:42 | even though he micro manages |
02:43 - 02:47 | every fucking task any one does even the fucking driver |
02:48 - 02:53 | and shows pictures of himself with a fucking curtain fringe |
02:54 - 02:56 | living in the past looking at himself when he wasnt a tubbers |
02:56 - 02:59 | although he looks like hes swallowed a fucking bumbag |
03:00 - 03:02 | you could lead him anywhere with a peice of fucking cake |
03:04 - 03:07 | i was in one of garys selfies please dont tell anyone |
03:14 - 03:16 | but Garys moving onto pastures new |
03:19 - 03:23 | apparently they want the bald goon at worksop |
03:25 - 03:26 | as Watch manager |
03:31 - 03:33 | Lard can fuck rite off |
03:40 - 03:46 | Were getting Vince from Ashfield hes like a Firefighter just alot smaller |
03:46 - 03:49 | has arms more hairy than Binchys back |
03:53 - 03:56 | but does come with his own baby seat |